I am currently working on the miscarriage of my first book, a Novel, in the Fiction of Literary. Novella most likely, after I edit out half of it. Then I’m going to take that flaming bag of dog shit, that I presumably will call my life’s work, and do what every other downtrodden creative nut job is doing, every minute of each day. Self Publish, and then pray to Santa Clause that it sells enough copies to take some time away from work. When the reality is, I will probably have to pay people to read it. Back to the purpose of this shameful act of desperation, I finally started brainstorming book titles. In the process of this creative writing session, I came up with one I like, a few that are funny, and several that are hard to read. Now, in a pathetic attempt to gain traffic on my site, so I can shove my book down everyones throat, here is the list I just came up with. Feedback would be gratifying, but do what you will.
Again, the book is Literary Fiction, it’s about the struggles of one man, and his journey through fucking himself. Always doing the well intentioned wrong thing. It’s dark, slightly graphic, abrasive, and touches on several big life issues. For you softies out there, I even added a bit of Love to the story, because deep down…we’re all a sucker for a love story.
So here it is, in no particular order, just as I planned it. Enjoy the chaotic glory of my lazily formatted list. Titles are; Unapproachable/ Dead Birds are all around us/ Damaged/ Addickted/ Frantic Franny/ Transdermal Stupidity/ Distorted Paths/ Terminally Fucked/ Alcohol Plays A Part/ Aborted Hope/ Jumbo Shrimp Is Real/ Agnostically Insane/ Dissipating/ It’s All Fake/ Fake It, Till You Make it/ Courageously Lost/ Loitering In Hell/ Falsely Self Accused/ Fragments of A Man/ Vampiresmeet.com/ Benign Hummer/ Stumbling Through The Race/ Provocative Misery/ Renovating The Bottle/ Restoring Vodka With Water. Fade out…
I might be ill minded, but I think there’s some good ones in that heap of carnage.